Rumors are floating around that teen sensation (and future porn queen) Miley Cyrus might be performing at the 2010 FIFA World Cup Final on July 11, 2010, which is causing a stir because people are worried that Miley Cyrus might currently be a little to inappropriate for such a massive event.
PHOTOS: Miley Cyrus wears skimpy black outfit during MuchMusic Video Awards
While I understand some people’s reservations about having Miley Cyrus perform at the 2010 FIFA World Cup Finale… There are a few things you should know that will help ease your mind (or scare you even more) about Miley’s current status.
Rumor Has It That Miley Cyrus Can’t Go Topless Right Now
Miley Cyrus is allegedly taking the leading role in a new MTV movie, WAKE, which will most likely entail Miley Cyrus being topless during scenes in the movie (Miley already publicly admitted she is willing to be nude in movies, which got MTV interested in Miley for this role).
PHOTO: Perez Hilton Tweets A Naughty Photo of Teen Celebrity Miley Cyrus (offensive material).
Miley’s breasts… I’m sorry to say… Are worth a LOT of money right now. MTV would already know this and they would have hired her simply because her breasts are a MAJOR attraction for the movie. This also means that MTV would have placed something in her contract that would prevent her from being allowed to appear topless anywhere else until the movie is officially released. If she was to break this part of the contact it would most likely cost her the entire role or it would cost her a few million dollars off her overall price.
Breasts Are Off Limits… Her ‘Special’ Place Is NOT!
Unfortunately, the fact that Miley can’t show her breasts and the fact that she is an exhibitionist that wants to explore her sexuality… Miley is free, willing and able to show her vagina during concerts because she is not ‘required’ to keep it contained.
PHOTOS: Miley Cyrus suffers a wardrobe malfunction at MuchMusic Video Awards
Not only is Miley not contractually bound to keep herself covered up… Some countries don’t require her to stay clothed either. Even if, let’s say, Miley did run through the streets naked in the United States; none of the government officials in the country would do anything to stop her or do anything to stop her from doing it again simply because she is… A darn celebrity!
Here’s The Hard Part
Miley can’t go topless (intentionally or even accidentally) and that means we’ve got one less thing we need to worry about. Sadly, Miley can, will and has been showing her vagina lately and that leads to a question that everyone (especially parents) need to stop and ask themselves… Do you want to have to explain to your children why Miley Cyrus has her vagina visible on stage? Better yet… Do you parents with younger children even want to have to explain what a vagina even is?
Uncensored Celebrity Photos 